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Old 01-31-2010, 01:41 PM
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How many blowjobs have you guys got since the last time I visited this forum? None I guess, maybe one.
How many of you guys have used my coaching program for getting more blowjobs. I guess none of you guys have embraced this opportunity to attract more blowjobs into your lives.
Just look at this dude Ratisse for example. He claims to be a master pua, but how many blowjobs do he get? Not many would be my guess. He can't even present a method that explains his master pua ways. What a maximum homo. And none of you other guys are better than this guy either.
But I have a method for getting more blowjobs. This proves that i'm real. I'm probably the realest dude in the community. A community full of scam artists. I have presented this community with over 40 original techniques for getting more blowjobs.
I'll give you guys a little pick into some new pua princliples I developed after months of infield training with some of the top guys. This will be in my new and improved coaching program:
They make it so hot, that you get sweaty, thirsty, and of course, in the end buy more drinks, and get no blowjobs.
In most clubs, the light will be concentrated around the main bar, so bartenders can collect money and serve drinks quickly. Search for your targets here first, to get more blowjobs.
5. When you enter a new club for very first time, the first thing you need to do is take 5 minutes to survey the place. Pay attention to logistics. Get to know your environment well. Know where the most girls are gathered. Know where the music is lowest and you can hear. Know which bar serves drinks the quickest. Know a dark corner where you can isolate a girl for a blowjob.
Those 5 minutes will save you a lot of time, and you will know exactly where to go with a girl once you are in a set. You always need to know where to move her to achieve more blowjobs.
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:45 PM
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Just $298.50 until the Gunwitch Appreciation Show
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:35 PM
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The chicks standing in the light were transexuals and drag queens.
If you were talking about a club which wasn't a gay club, I'd probably listen to your advice.
Why don't you try getting a blowjob from a girl next time!
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:35 PM
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:08 PM
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tl;dr
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:29 PM
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Plagiarized from a Badboy article at tsbmag:
http://www.tsbmag.com/2007/02/21/tips-for-nightclubs/
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:47 PM
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Plagiarized from a Badboy article at tsbmag:

http://www.tsbmag.com/2007/02/21/tips-for-nightclubs/
Badboy is amazing at giving stupid advice that will get you into trouble.
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4. If you don`t like walking around the club, searching for targets, the best place is near the women`s bathroom. Like a law of physics, every girl sooner or later will gravitate towards it. That`s where you can catch them easily. Usually, female bathrooms are very busy, so they have to wait in line, which gives you plenty of opportunity to approach with little effort.
I would never advice to wait near the women's bathroom to "catch" a woman. That's creeping girls out.
Also, no girl will ever be happy to flirt with you if she stands in a long line desperately waiting to take a piss
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:00 PM
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...I would never advice to wait near the women's bathroom to "catch" a woman. That's creeping girls out...
100% agreed. Badboy is a fag rape creeper. GOD WHAT AN ALPHA HOMO. Watch your brown eye when badboy is near, he plugs men in the rectum.
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Old 01-31-2010, 11:26 PM
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Badboy is amazing at giving stupid advice that will get you into trouble.

I would never advice to wait near the women's bathroom to "catch" a woman. That's creeping girls out.

Also, no girl will ever be happy to flirt with you if she stands in a long line desperately waiting to take a piss
Yes, girls going to the toilet are going to take a piss and when they're leaving the toilet, it's to go back to their friends or to the bar. Terrible time to stop them. The Jew I met who did Mystery Method tried this shit and the girls just walked past him.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:27 AM
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Ha! Did I knock you guys of your game? Didn't your little energy drinks get you guys in state? This is what happens when you masturbate 5 times a day, like you guys. Not even a NOS energy drink will get you in state.
You guys are just mad beacuse you can't get any blowjobs. You're not willing to look at your pathetic blowjob getting game. If you guys would just look at this you guys could get alot of blowjobs.
You guys should just follow my coaching program, instead of claiming that I plagiarize other guys articles. Or else you will continue to squirt jizz into your own faces all the time, and your hands will smell like cock.
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Plagiarized from a Badboy article at tsbmag:

http://www.tsbmag.com/2007/02/21/tips-for-nightclubs/
This is just hogwash Puacomic. There's nothing about blowjobs in that article.
The tips I wrote are original articles by me. They are backwards engineered after several months of extensive infield training with some of the top guys in the world. And they are exclusive for my coaching program.
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:53 PM
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Please help contribute towards my journey of 5000 blowjobs (no homo)!
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Old 08-17-2010, 04:12 PM
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How many blowjobs have you guys got since the last time I visited this forum? None I guess, maybe one.

How many of you guys have used my coaching program for getting more blowjobs. I guess none of you guys have embraced this opportunity to attract more blowjobs into your lives.

Just look at this dude Ratisse for example. He claims to be a master pua, but how many blowjobs do he get? Not many would be my guess. He can't even present a method that explains his master pua ways. What a maximum homo. And none of you other guys are better than this guy either.

But I have a method for getting more blowjobs. This proves that i'm real. I'm probably the realest dude in the community. A community full of scam artists. I have presented this community with over 40 original techniques for getting more blowjobs.

I'll give you guys a little pick into some new pua princliples I developed after months of infield training with some of the top guys. This will be in my new and improved coaching program:


1. If you don’t know how to dance really well, stay away from the dance floor altogether.

The dance floor is where every desperate, cliché guy goes to get blowjobs. The music is the loudest there, so you’re not going to be able to get any blowjobs. Most good clubs have installed heaters below the dance floor, so it makes your body extremely hot (and you think it’s from dancing).

They make it so hot, that you get sweaty, thirsty, and of course, in the end buy more drinks, and get no blowjobs.

2. Gathered around the brightest most well lit places, you will find the hottest chicks off the dance floor. In the dark corners, you will find ugliest ones. Ask yourself, if you are a girl and you spent 3 hours making yourself look beautiful, where would you position yourself in a club? Of course, where everyone can see you…

In most clubs, the light will be concentrated around the main bar, so bartenders can collect money and serve drinks quickly. Search for your targets here first, to get more blowjobs.

4. If you don’t like walking around the club, searching for targets, the best place is near the women’s bathroom. Like a law of physics, every girl sooner or later will gravitate towards it. That’s where you can catch them easily, and get blowjobs. Usually, female bathrooms are very busy, so they have to wait in line, which gives you plenty of opportunity to approach with little effort, and get some blowjobs.

5. When you enter a new club for very first time, the first thing you need to do is take 5 minutes to survey the place. Pay attention to logistics. Get to know your environment well. Know where the most girls are gathered. Know where the music is lowest and you can hear. Know which bar serves drinks the quickest. Know a dark corner where you can isolate a girl for a blowjob.

Those 5 minutes will save you a lot of time, and you will know exactly where to go with a girl once you are in a set. You always need to know where to move her to achieve more blowjobs.

In a club it’s a war with the other guys who want more blowjobs. The club is your battlefield. How can you expect to win this war if you don’t come prepared with a strategy and know the battlefield so you can properly execute your tactics, to get more blowjobs?
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Old 08-17-2010, 04:16 PM
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I've bought more blowjobs from cheap hookers than you can even speculate.
When a broads got her head down between your legs and sucking your dick you don't really give a FUCK how good her face looks!
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Old 08-17-2010, 06:19 PM
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I'd rather shoot for the stars and hope I land on the moon. 5000 bjs? What about getting ur first last bj...Or 5000 lays...SMH ur a retard.
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Old 08-17-2010, 06:35 PM
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I've bought more blowjobs from cheap hookers than you can even speculate.

When a broads got her head down between your legs and sucking your dick you don't really give a FUCK how good her face looks!
Erm... Yes you do David X.
But then again I guess he can't be picky with his goldfish face
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Old 08-17-2010, 06:38 PM
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I've bought more blowjobs from cheap hookers than you can even speculate.

When a broads got her head down between your legs and sucking your dick you don't really give a FUCK how good her face looks!
In the future, put that money in your retirement fund
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:13 AM
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In the future, put that money in your retirement fund
Hopefully Iam dead by 40, it's not natural to live any longer.
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:15 AM
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You dont realize how easy it is to punch a baby until you actually do it
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:52 AM
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I get a lot of blowjobs usually
Gays bathroom, that do it
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